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My favourite is still the Polari Bible, translated by The Sisters of Perpetual Indulgence (Manchester House).
1. In the beginning Gloria created the heaven and the earth.
2. And the earth was nanti form, and void; and munge was upon the eke of the deep. And the fairy of Gloria trolled upon the eke of the aquas.3. And Gloria cackled, Let there be sparkle: and there was sparkle.4. And Gloria vardad the sparkle, that it was bona: and Gloria medzered the sparkle from the munge.
And they have done the lot - Old and New Testaments - good grief.